When remembering something......when you are just sitting or a key word sets you off this happened today! The key word being "do monkeys live here" but that's another story for another day.....today's story is....
It was a beautiful spring morning, nippy but blue skies I was on early shift at the newsagents I worked at. The daffodils were just starting to pop their heads through the grass in the little flower displays along my route, I remember thinking "oh goodie" spring is definitely on its way, there was nobody else about (or so I thought) when all of a sudden I cruckeled on my ankle the type that sends you right down not enough to fall but on staggering up I pitched forward and came face to face with a bloke clutching a pie!
did he try to catch me..no
did he say "are you ok" no
he reeled back in horror and said
"fuck me I thought you were trying to nick me pie"
It so very often gives me a few seconds of random laughter
1 comment:
lol, I can just imagine that, I'm surprised he didn't deck you himself!
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